nasturbate:

do u think wolverine’s powers keep his ass tight?? just asking for medical reasons. for my studies.

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So I was explaining my gender-fluidity to my grandmother Me: So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
Grandma: I have enough idiot granddaughters already
Me:
Grandma:
Me:
Grandma: But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
*then later*
My mom: Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
Me: Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
Grandma: Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
Me: Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
Grandma: See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.




icanflipmycurls:

itallseemsimpossible:

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olafurneal:

myangelshunter:

I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained

"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."

Awww, how cute

I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…

*tumblr collectively laughs*

3 episodes? more like 3 seasons

Does a 3 episode binge count if its sherlock lol

(via secondstartotherightnow)





I don’t owe people anything, and I don’t have to talk to them any more than I feel I need to.

Ned Vizzini  (via dingyfeathers)

Basically

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(Source: simply-quotes, via rumkisses)





Turn Down for Chocolate -

118,116 plays

sodomymcscurvylegs:

This is why I’m not allowed out in public.

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mitchdahbitch:

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in the red 

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